A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.
Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.
by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010
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Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.
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Used to define someone that is more intelligent than a compreble object or person, that is often used with humor in saying that your smart but your not acting like it. As used by Kurt Taylor on his blog.
by kurtguz March 19, 2009
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John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
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Get the Scarty mug.Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
by Fred Poole December 2, 2010
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I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
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