shock the monkey

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder

Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.

by c. obscura December 7, 2004

shocka

A singular term used to describe one the "4 Shockas" described in the "B-3" manual.

The 4 shockas of the B-3 are the coolest faces I know!!

by Shocka D September 30, 2003

shlockrod

A muscle car that is loud, ugly, and slow.

Man, that primered shlockrod that Jason is driving sure is a pile of shit.

by CL645745432458473565 January 22, 2006

scock

A boy (or girl depending on how cruel your parents are) who is both named Scott and is a cock.

"Look at that guy, he's eating bad cheese, what a cock!"
"Isn't that Scott? God! He's gonna be on the toilet all night."
"What a scock!"

by skid_mark December 24, 2008

shockhammer

The shocker meets the jackhammer. The sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer + The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger)= the shockerhammer.

The shockhammer was invented by a man whose name starts with a K and rhymes with Wreath.

by 330 Smitty December 9, 2008

Shock Treatment

Slang for ECT or Electro-Convulsive Therapy, a modern of version of the mental health procedure that hopefully shocks a patient out of their madness. It was graphically depicted in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" starring Jack Nicholson. The modern procedure involves sedatives and anti-convulsive drugs to prevent injury to the patient and typically the procedure lasts less than 2 minutes. Used as a last resort treatment, common side effects include memory loss.

My friend went to get Shock Treatment and now she forgets what we did together.

by ACiD PiT MAN August 30, 2010

Fox Shock

A sexual act involving the insertion of two fingers (index and middle) of one hand in the female's vagina, while placing a third finger (pinky) of the same hand in the anus. Named after an Oregon State graduate who developed the maneuver in high school, unaware that there was already a name for the move.

She was expecting the usual finger bang, but let out a squeal when I gave her the Fox Shock.

by GoldyD15 January 26, 2010