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Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020
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Simon

A Simon... A neurosis displayed in children who display RMD (rhythmic movement disorder). Notably following a sibling death. Often found in a bereaved first child.
Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment
by broken heirlooms May 30, 2020
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Simon

Simon is a genuinely gay person and is never afraid to express it. Every lgbt person should have the confidence that Simon does.
Friend 1: ur so gay.
Friend 2: I’m basically a Simon.
by Babeslayer69420 June 5, 2020
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Simone

Simone is a lovely girl she has light red hair and has lots of friends she stands up for her friends and breaks up fights.She thinks she is ugly but her friends always say shes not.She doesnt have the best life but gets through it.She is friendly with everyone.She is mainly a Scorpio or Libra.
Simone:Im ugly,Friend:No ur not ur beautiful
by DABEASTIS August 18, 2020
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Simon

A cool guy who loves an audience, likes lots of people around him and likes the lady's,A Simon can be very persistent even possessive to the point of smothering, Simon is a hurt sole who covers his pain with comedy, Simon can not be alone as his thoughts will fester negative .Simon is a caring character that people often turn to with personal problems because he listens and finds solutions. Simon can snap and always hurts the ones closest too him, Simon is a spiritual man who has never grown up.
Simon helps lost souls
by Karl gto September 11, 2020
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Simone

A girl who is kind and cute. She is supportive and chases after her dreams. But be aware, she is a whiny baby that constantly needs some sort of attention. Call her in the morning! :)
Example: "HELP HELP, I HAVE A RASH FROM TUMERIC" (Simone). Me: OOOHHH MY GOOOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
by BeckhamSalinger September 12, 2020
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Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.
Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.
by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020
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