short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

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Fire Island Shorts

A straight man wearing shorts that are too tight and too short.

Len wore Fire Island Shorts to the barbecue.

by BlueButterfly December 5, 2007

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long story short

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

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A short dick man is an entitled dude that cannot bare to let his toxic masculinity get brutally and utterly butt-fucked by principals of femininity and aspects of love. He comes off as a real douche and will do anything to ensure his friends know that he is not about that soft life. He often radiates fuckboy vibes which is what you would expect, hence his lack of personality corresponds to the lack of dick that he has.

Samantha: Why can't we cuddle Mitch?
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!

by CylinderB00bs October 11, 2020

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Licking My Shorts

Said when you gotta dump real bad and there's no where to go and the turd is just about out the ass and its touchin the underpants.

Dude, I got somethin licking my shorts, gotta go.
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by poopman9615 October 19, 2010

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2 pies short

Short for "2 pies short of a grand final". An Australian coloquialism referring to impaired or reduced mental capacity. Slightly crazy or stupid, not "all there". Derived from the custom of selling meat pies to the crowd during half time of a football match. Does not refer to being drunk or psycho.

"Watch him, mate, he's 2 pies short".

by Tim Francis May 25, 2007

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