seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

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Flexin season

To work hard play hard, closely associated with being extra.

Your hard work has paid off.....yea, it’s about to be flexin season. Watch what I have in store for the summer.

by Fl2wny February 7, 2019

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season whiplash

When something happens in a specific season in a series that you watch that happens so fast, you can't process it right away and it's a pain to connect the dots.

Person 1: Did you see that season of (insert your favorite series here)? Man, it gave me season whiplash.
Person 2: Same. The entire season was rushed. I got a headache just trying to understand it all.

by BittersweetGirl October 2, 2018

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trade of the season

The hottest guy in the season (mainly in RuPauls Drag Race)

Jada Essence Hall was named trade of the season by Heidi or maybe she's not the trade of the season?

by MissLuxe September 6, 2023

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Bad Season

1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.

Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season

by BIGDADY August 23, 2012

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