Scratchly

A grizzly beard that no woman could ever imagine having

Hey man, your beard looks very scratchly

by Grizzly beard 23 December 25, 2012

scrageee

scrageee(n.) originating from St. Basils the Great College in Toronto. A term to describe women who are either teases, hoes, or one of the above pretending to be the other. Calling a woman a scrageee shows you are not impressed/convinced by their shit or that you want to bang them!!

alex: bro Lisa gave me blue-balls last night
mike: dude… I heard… shes such a scrageee!!

by GEEVING.HARD December 1, 2014

Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.

Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.

by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014

scratch the vinyl

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.

Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.

by timingway August 11, 2014

scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.

Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.

by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014

scrat

An illegal substance that is usually associated with the lower class.

Hey look, that dirty chav is of his head on scrat.

by scratty sundays March 2, 2015

scrape in

To join in with a conversation uninvited and kill the conversation in the process

He just scrape in and now I can't remember what I was going to say

by Gold Pants May 1, 2015