Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.

Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

speeding

Running around wearing a speedo. Usually to creep out minors while still staying family friendly.

My friend got caught speeding recently.dr

by Fokibär August 22, 2019

SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

bulleting speed

george's weird ass voice saying that in an instagram video.

"bulleting speed"
"hahahahahh bulleting speed"

by gracels September 23, 2019

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes are Soap Shoes. They first appeared in Sonic Adventure 2. The reason of their inclusion was to advertise the Soap brand at the time. And because of the grinding mechanic. Sonic wears them. They later appeared in Sonic Forces, as an unlockable item for the Avatar.

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes made Sonic really cool in SA2.

by memesgalore05464 December 25, 2017

Speed Racing

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.

Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "

by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017