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Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.
Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!
by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019
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Reimbursement Shuffle

Complicated series of dance moves required to get money back from the Treasurer. This is after spending your own money for company business. First you need to find all partners (the signer, the payee, and the treasurer,) and get them in the same room.

Once the dance card is full, you must have your paperwork in order or the whole dance will end and you have to start all over.
Alison*: Holly, are you ready to dance! It's Reimbursement Shuffle time!

Holly*: (look of terror) Oh god, no! can't you just donate it to the company? I am not in the groove for the Reimbursement Shuffle.
by Prissy99 April 29, 2009
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Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A shuffle created by the ancient egyptian king, King Bahaatoeima the III. It was a shuffle created by King B, to show remorse towards his workers thousands of years ago.
"I shall do the bahaatoeima shuffle to show remorse.."
by Minecraftcreeper4928 January 3, 2024
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Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020
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shuffling my cards

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
by Dink__11 April 24, 2022
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knuckle shuffle bros

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl
me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now
by someguy2117 April 20, 2016
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sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.
Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"
by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018
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