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toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.
Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.
by candelach February 9, 2012
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shawty shoppin

The act of finding fly ass womenz. Usually done while bending the block or in da club
"hey holmes you talkin about shawty shoppin tonight"/
"Yeah mang lets go bend da block"
by Pullin hoes August 6, 2008
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shoplifting

P1: "I went shoplifting today."
P2: "Nice, what did you get?"
by Lelsy June 11, 2018
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photo shopped

Drawing from the popular "PhotoShop" graphic manipulation software, photo shopped refers to a personal style of hiding your flaws and enhancing your assets to make a better-than-life impression.
Conversation between two female baristas in a coffeehouse: "Did she photo shopped herself out?"
by Michael G. Terpstra, Ph.D. August 22, 2006
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Tweaker Shopping

Also known as dumpster looting and stealing other peoples' recyclables. Could also mean shoplifting. Sometimes it occurs at 3AM in 24-hour stores like Wal*Mart and the whole place is crawling with tweakers.
1. My friends went tweaker shopping and scored me a new bra ot of the neighbor's dumpster. It fit too.
2. I needed to get diapers in the middle of the night and could have done some tweaker shopping.
3. That spun-out freak got arrested for tweaker shopping and now there's a picture up of her in the store.
4. Dude found every last piece of my jigsaw puzzle. It was like he was tweaker shopping.
by MadamexXx February 13, 2009
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shopping

Females:

A lifestyle, a pastime. No. A downright obsession. Whether it's shoes, clothes, body lotions or for a new boyfriend, women can never get enough shopping.

Males:
An occasional trip to the supermarket for something along the lines of booze, chips and possibly some soda.
Female:
OMG. I can't wait to go shopping tonight!

Male:
I have to go shopping with the wifey and pick up some Buds for the game tonight.
by quincyq03 March 11, 2010
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