santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore

idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause

by some dude but its used December 3, 2018

Santa

A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators

Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies

by URBAN DICTIONARY NEEDS MY HELP December 7, 2018

Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)

Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.

by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017

Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.

I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—

by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018

Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.

The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.

by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018

santa

santa is the christmas celebrity

santa is very naughty

by ho23 October 26, 2018