roast posting

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.
I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)
by Godkat January 20, 2018
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Factual Roast

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 08, 2017
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ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
by Louonions May 09, 2022
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Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.
I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!
by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 July 31, 2015
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Ethiopian Roast Game

The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.

Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!
by The Gallagher July 30, 2024
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toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan
"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"
by harrysaidso March 10, 2016
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