You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
by I am not a lizard overlord April 9, 2024

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.
-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

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by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

The Iraq Roast Game happened Mar 20, 2003 to Dec 15, 2011 where Americans ate Iraqi children because Tony Hawk's underground was ruining children's minds.
by Buying Mallins April 15, 2025

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