Riley

An absolute beast at being a dog. Manipulative football players with neck beards. A Riley is someone who wants to be popular but isn’t. Don’t be a Riley.

Girl 1: oh my - who is that hunk?
Girl 2: that’s Riley!

Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.

Girl 2: yep, waste of time!

by I_think_you_know May 22, 2019

Riley

The best boy friend in the world

Riley it's Maggie

by 😙😙😙😙😙r❤m January 15, 2018

Riley

A tall lanky teenager who has never had sex, he enjoys sounding and frequently uses the "N-word" even though hes a whigger

"Riley has been doing a lot of sounding recently"

by DIMsounds February 14, 2024

Riley

Someone with a big dick

Riley has a huge pp

by Yeet is the Ferris December 30, 2020

Riley

Someone that isn’t able to properly hold a job for long.

That person is such a Riley with how they keep getting fired

by Arteus December 22, 2021

Riley

A Riley is a person who gives zero fucks about your cock, he will absolutely demise and ignore it when ever you walk in the room. It's almost as if he's a heterosexual, since it's been months since he last jumped on the tipity top of my enormous cock. It's almost as if he's forgotten it exists, and where his true home is located.

Wow! Riley is a faggot for wanting pussy.

by Mr Coleswife June 02, 2025

Riley

THE BEST AND SHOULD RULE THE WORLD AS LORD RILEY!

LORD RILEY SHOULD BE RULER OF THE WROLD!

by THE BEST LORD February 28, 2021