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canoe ride

A canoe ride is something Snoop Lion wants to do with Madonna.
When r we going on a canoe ride??

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by bc0 September 17, 2013
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Kamen Rider

A Japanese drama super hero show made in the year 1971 it also has appeared in manga and novel
Showa Kamen Rider are primitive when heisei - so on and so on are better
by Boi dawg July 15, 2019
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brown spider rider

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.
Richard Fairbrass.
by Dave April 27, 2006
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The Bangkok Bus Ride

Having sex with thai hookers in a car.
I took a road trip in Thailand and i had The Bangkok Bus Ride
by Steve Hemmings October 1, 2008
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Dicky Back Ride

This is a sexualised and back-to-front version of a piggy back ride.

It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.

The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
Sir: "I was going to punish you for being so naughty and looking at Wiggins' willy, but instead I'm going to take you for a dicky back ride around my study"

Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
by Azbo The Great! July 18, 2018
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Bike Ride

A sex position when the female(person on top) puts on a motorcycle helmet and gloves and rides the penis as if they were on a motor bike;along with that they make sound effects like a motorcycle
Damn last night i was giving my girlfriend a bike ride.
by Thomas+James[no homo] January 20, 2009
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8 second ride

The act of fucking a woman from behind then grabbing onto her hair and yelling "You're sister is better than you are!" and trying to hold on for 8 seconds.
Jenny was the wildest 8 second ride I ever had.
by Brandon Guymon October 31, 2008
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