Redneck pedicure

You know when August rolls around y'all got them sun lines on your feet? That's a redneck pedicure!

That redneck pedicure is coming in never come August.

by Drunkenjazz July 17, 2024

redneck-repair six

Refers to da half-dozen "main" or "lifesaver" items --- duct tape, WD-40, expanding-foam insulation, hose-clamps, deck/drywall-screws, and zip-ties --- dat backwoods-bumpkins absolutely rely on to get them through da day, due to these products' incredible versatility and their robust/reliable ability to "save the day" in so many occasions.

The classic "redneck-repair six" can get you out of so many everyday jams that you could probably never catalogue them all. (Think, using a Pringles-can to splice a busted radiator-hose till you can get home, re-attaching a broken tail-light, or adding mirrors on your kid's bicycle if you need him to run an emergency errand downtown.) Just watch the Red Green Show if you need any proof or examples. :P

by QuacksO June 23, 2019

redneck safari

An old trailer park without a fence keeping them in.

Wow that's a crappy looking redneck safari park.

by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018

redneck nick

a type of you tuber that post dip videos on youtube and yells yee yee all the dam time his youtube channel is called redneck nick go subscribe

you see redneck nick over there making a you-tube video with his cousin

by redneck nick May 17, 2018

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

redneck farmer

Typically when referred to Redneck farmer you're either talking about Acid One fuckin autist or the USA Citizen

''Wolf In Sheeps Skin is a redneck farmer''

by High IQ person November 13, 2017

Redneck Crazy

When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.

An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!

Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.

by IM28up4U! December 9, 2024