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rizz rag

A rag used for inducing sleep when there is a lack of rizz, often doused in chloroform.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He used a rizz rag on a girl at the bar.
by Reactors February 1, 2024
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RaG

Holy shit dude do you know that weird bloke called Jake who RaG
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Rag

Hoe/slut from and being to the streets
Ain't no saving these rags.
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jizz rag

A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.

Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.

We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024
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Hoe rag

Something or someone absolutely terrible. You hate it and it probably makes you sick of how bad it is. It could be a person or an object/animal
Girl1: eww my bf is being such a hoe rag he hasn’t responded to me

Girl2: dang I’m sorry babes

Or you could say something like

Girl 1: I hate these jeans they’re so hoe rag
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Doo Rag

A man who exclusively has sex with women on their period
Man: Bro I just had sex with that woman while she was menstruating!

Me: Man you're such a doo rag.
by Weisenburg March 19, 2026
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Bar Rag

A cocktail waitress that comes around with a rag to wipe up spills. (It could also be a female bartender.)

When there's a spill, everyone yells for the bar rag — and wouldn't you know it, a woman shows up to clean it. Hence the "bar rag."
"I spilled my beer. Where's the bar rag?"
by goose_on_a_roof April 4, 2026
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