peanut butter and jelly

When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.

Man -Hey, Im gonna peanut butter and jelly you.
Woman -Cool

by Daeric May 9, 2008

peanuz

It means PENIS. Yes, that thing you love more than life itself.

Llama1: Why man? How could you do that?, it's insane!! WHY!?
Kuja: I DID IT FOR TEH PEANUZ!!!!!1

by Mob1 October 3, 2005

peanut butter nub

a nub who is so nubby all other nubs dont realize he exists.

mike:i feel bad for the guy on locust team.

team: why

mike: they are treating him like a peanut butter nub

by The Entity628 March 13, 2009

Peanut Butter Schfinkter

A sexual act when the girl puts peanut butter all over the guys penis and asshole and then licks it off. Can also be preformed with other foods such as whip cream, chocolate, etc.

Yo dawg that hoe over there gave me a peanut butter schfinkter last night!!!

Dude did that bitch give you a peanut butter schfinkter?!?!

by Jlevitt95 March 18, 2010

peanut girl

A girl who suffers from primordial dwarfism, littlest bitch in the class.

Man, that girl was def a peanut girl, she had proportionally small arms and legs to her small ass head.

by jaclacxx January 6, 2011

Peanut Factory

A Mental Institution

The "Peanut Factory" at Bellevue Hospital: New York,NY

by Nevadarhodes January 25, 2011

Peanut-Piss

first discovered by adam palethorpe on the 13.04.1998

masturbating on a semi full bladder, ejaculating, then finding yourself urinating short, sharp and annoying bursts of piss over a period of time like an old man with an aggravated prostate, keeping you from falling asleep for at least 30 minutes. the remedy is to store urine into a mammoth sized portion, until your japseye has gone from tingling to feeling numb, then you can let rip on your toilet basin.
A.K.A.
P-to-the-P

Omg tell your dad to stop P-to-the-P-ing in my mum's mouth

had major peanut-piss last night

by hand calluses February 28, 2011