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Nose Porn

Porn with your nose. You smell that pussy/dick which ever you prefer.
Wanna watch nose porn with me its great.
by The dick duo November 30, 2016
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Porn Headache

Similar to the famous ice cream headache, but when you've watched so much pornography in one sitting that you are absolutely at your limit and can no longer enjoy it, or even bring yourself to watch one more frame.
I watched so much porn today, and had such porn overload that I developed a porn headache. I couldn't watch another second or I felt like my brain would explode.

The over stimulation he received from an all day porn watching session left him with a porn headache.
by Kaferk1d September 25, 2010
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Belly Porn

Pornographic pictures taken by a guy while he himself is having sex, ergo the guy's belly takes up about 78.5% of the foreground, while a hint of his sex partner is seen in the background.

Considered HOT by the artist and his nerdy 17-to-54-year-old pals.

Considered lame and distasteful by all other grown-ups.
- Hey guys, wanna see my gf giving me head?

- Damn it dude, all I see is your hairy and sweaty belly!

- Look carefully in the corner!

- Oh yeah! Now that's HOT. Is that a he or a she? (Belly porn SUX!)
by Malcolm Knoxville December 9, 2008
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org porn

Short for "organizational pornography": any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers - & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists - salivate over.
Ooohhh ... check out this org porn of a catalog I just got. Everything's color-matched and NOTHING's out of place ... all the glasses match ... could ... look ... forever ...
by M-382 January 23, 2011
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porn trouble

The trouble that you are in when your wife finds your porn.
"Shit man, I've got porn trouble, she found my stash"
by eastern August 6, 2008
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Porn Penis

A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.
Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.
by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020
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porn store

Embarrassing place to go, But is very rewarding
Person 1: Can you go to the porn store for me?
Person 2: Who the fuck are you?
by PenisDickPenis October 8, 2014
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