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Political Porn

The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.
Trump sold political porn to his MAGA base and now all Americans will suffer the consequences.
by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025
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Political Cinematic Universe

1. A soyjak’s Marvel-tier obsession with treating politics like the next Avengers saga, where voting for the "lesser evil" is the ultimate NPC quest. Features endless reboots (elections), zero character development (career politicians), and post-credit scenes (news cycles) teasing the next "most important election of our lives."

2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.
"Dave spent 4 hours debating midterm polls on Reddit, fully immersed in the Political Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, his life’s still mid, his 401k’s dead, and his wife’s boyfriend says ‘vote harder.’"
by UrbanDic1453 March 11, 2025
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Political punch

When a conservative finds a liberal Supporting Joe Biden, lieing, cheating on spouse, burning down buildings, sexual assault, supporting the KKK
, or anything else stupid liberals like to do they get a "Political punch"
Job Biden said" let's rains tax's 45% to support the LGQT community" then a conservative said " You idiot, you deserve a "Political punch" in the throat!"
by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021
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Political punch

When a liberal does something stupid that makes someone want to choke a liberal.
Joe Biden " let's raise taxes 45% to help local strip clubs" conservative says" That's a stupid idea!, I'm going to give you a political punch in the throat"!!
by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021
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Red Eagle Politics

A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.
"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad
by Brandon Skull June 1, 2023
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Political Thespian

A political actor engaged in political theater.
Donald worshiper: Trump gon lock them groomers up!
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.
by Dr.Crow June 14, 2023
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Polite cat

by UrLocalSeagull June 16, 2023
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