Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014

Polish Dweefer

Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion

Do not attempt if you have hemorrhoids. Have fun getting your Polish Dweefer bro.

by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021

We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.

Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

by Trill_LV December 25, 2014

Polish a Rocket

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

by jackdeath May 30, 2021

Polish Eye Glue

Foreign polish cum that is shot into the eyes of innocent woman to help keep there eyes shut so they don't see a polish hammer enter their Ass at high speeds.

Harris quick she is waking up give her some polish eye glue so I can jam my 3 inch polish jet boat into her brown tightpocket.

by Gary chalker May 8, 2017