Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer. The difference is in the finish: after dropping your butt bomb, you smear it around in a circular motion on her (or his) chest with your asscheeks...just like a vehicular Lawnjob, though instead of tearing up someone's lawn with your car, you smearing last night's dinner all over your sex partner.
by jagpipe willy February 04, 2023
Fuzzy Nail Polish is a nail polish from sally hansen it is made to look fuzzy and like a fuzzy pillow. It is an ok polish but hard to use.
by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 08, 2013
by GregoryTheThird_27 February 11, 2024
A polish faggot is like a regular faggot except he enjoys doing Alaskan pipeline’s and eating crumpets with apricot jam on them. They generally don’t have family, and this is what causes these habits. As well as this they also only date males and are only males, suggested by the word faggot.
Polish Faggot! “hey there cutie”
Man: im straight
Polish faggot: I DONT CARE proceeds to Alaskan pipeline the man without his consent
Man: im straight
Polish faggot: I DONT CARE proceeds to Alaskan pipeline the man without his consent
by Local Memestar May 30, 2019
The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.
"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."
by Veebs December 07, 2017
a euphemism for masturbation
"i was polishing the rod the other day"
by jawballsdeeznutsyourmomhaha September 07, 2022