Photovomit

A more intense experience than being photobombed, being photovomited is exactly as it sounds, the photo sabotaged by a sudden spew of vomit.

It would have been an awesome pic if it hadn't been photovomited by a sudden projectile puke from Courtney's baby.

by Kanga & Roo May 28, 2017

Photoshop blindness

The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.

"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."

by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017

Photoshop

People who are only cool on social media. They front like they are really awesome have it going on, but when you meet them in person they are wack, usually on their phone the whole time.
They have nothing going for them, except their social media presence.

Man I thought Rob was a cool guy turns out he was photoshop.

by Sleev3s August 7, 2017

photogriefer

A person who uses photography to annoy and antagonize others

Get that fucking camera away from my face, you photogriefer!

by dranalog August 13, 2017

Photodict

A person who is highly addicted to viewing photos shared by others but never shared his/her own to the public.

"That guy is such a photodict, he likes every photo on Facebook, yet nobody ever saw his real profile picture."

by Jebat Derhaka October 19, 2017

photophalliphobia

Adjective - Suffering from an irrational fear of receiving dick pics

After two weeks in LA she got photophalliphobia and deleted her Snapchat

by Chris Pitzer November 4, 2017

photoplopping

Photoshopping while using the toilet

Jeez Bill, you want me to edit ALL these photos? But I just ate Chipotle! Guess I'll have to do some photoplopping tonight...

by Habana Baba November 4, 2017