Mr Perfect

A semi-erect penis, as visibly sported by the late WWF (now WWE) superstar Mr Perfect during the 1989 Survivor Series as he wrestled Jimmy Snuka.
She's giving me a Mr Perfect, dude.
by JimmyHart November 27, 2009
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perfect boy

An urban myth or folk tale, made up by lonely, heartbroken girls to keep their lives worth living. He is non-existent, a fantasy. Yet many still continue to search for him, with no luck. There is no 'perfect', only 'fake' and 'lying'.
I've been searching for my perfect boy for so long now... I'm starting to think he's not real.
by gypsieprincess February 13, 2011
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perfect crime

A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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The Perfect Catch

Not to be confused with "the one"
A bf/gf you love
and will not marry or stay with forever...
Reece and Kelsey, two teenagers, were in love and lust.
Obviously,
although kelsey thought they were going to get married one day
they were not meant to be forever.
That, is the perfect catch.
Catch the love, let it go, pass it on, let it show ;)
by Jay and Sessica August 28, 2009
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Perfect Teeth

Someone who's teeth are incredibly white and perfectly straight. Mostly seen are famous actors, such as Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
"Oh my god, Brad Pitt has perfect teeth"
"Someday, I want perfect teeth like Tom Cruise.
by James Raphael, MBA December 25, 2011
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perfect call

When the US President bribes a foreign leader for his own personal gain.
Did you read the transcript, it was a perfect call!
by Harry Connick Jr December 19, 2019
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Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
See I tollddd you you were the definition of absolute perfection !!
by Snifg November 09, 2020
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