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eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!
by ChrisD June 11, 2006
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paper

Heroin. It is called paper because of the stamp bag it comes in.
"You need some hard?"
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."
by Pissbird December 31, 2006
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Paper Maché

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.
Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
by Jon Griz March 1, 2008
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Paper

A term for someone who is reluctant to do as you tell them. The term can be used if the person is scared of doing something or if he has no excuse.
"Come on go talk to her, don't be such a paper."


"Come on let's go see that movie, don't be such a paper."
by dr.term February 1, 2009
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Paper

The product of the emulsiphication of tree pulp. Generally used for writing on by civilized peoples, but also for wiping ones buttocks and for printing money on. Additionally, the second worst strategy in the game Scissors-Paper-Rock.
Me: Dude, can a I borrow a sheet of paper?
You: I need it..
Me: Scissors-Paper-Rock?
You: Sure
* Scissors.. Paper.. Rock! *
You: Paper!
Me: Scissors!
Me: pwned! Everyone knows that u pick scissors!
You: meh
by brainwad June 15, 2005
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Palermo's

Palermo's is a cheap-ass pizza commonly consumed by teens, single guys, poor couples or college students.

Even though it has a reputation of being a poor man's food, it's still pretty freaking tasty pizza.
We ran to the gas station for a Palermo's and some beer.
by BethV March 26, 2010
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Paper Clip

A clip for paper
Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"
by Evil October 18, 2003
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