human gas pipe

A human gas pipe is when two or more people (preferably in a sexual setting) engage in an ass to mouth oriented, human centipedesque configuration whilst performing analingus amidst passing down a chain of gas via ass coughs

Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?

Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe

by Juicey Freddy March 20, 2021

passed like a pipe

a girl who's been passed around between guyz like a fat ass blunt.

guy 1: "did u hit that?"
guy 2: "hell nah, she been passed like a dam pipe"

by CoCo April 21, 2004

Mexican Pipe Cleaner

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.

Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.

by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

tryna catch this pipe

When a girl is hitting you up but not saying anything you just gotta drop the question, "tryna catch this pipe"

If yea she wants ya dick, if not she aint mean it when she say shit

This girl throwin hints, i think she's tryna catch this pipe.

by g139900 August 20, 2016

shit pipe sheriff

Someone who takes part in anal sex. Generally gay males of a suspicious type.

"Luke Herbert loved to take it up the bum, but James Dixon loved to be the shit pipe sheriff"

by Barry or January 2, 2007

lead-pipe cinch

In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.

Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.

by Jara Dosek January 2, 2007

Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.

"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."

by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010