petrol nazi

a tightass on petrol. will say half a tank of petrol "wont be enough" to last them 2 days when they can't be fucked giving you a lift anywhere

hus: "Terry take me to maccas"

Terry: "Ive got 1/2 a tank till wednesday dude sorry"

hus: "Its a 30 second trip you fucken petrol nazi!"

by some cunt called hus October 12, 2008

Peter Welch

Incompetent representative who knows nothing about economics or anything in general.

Usually found doing stupid shit like handing out flyers

Hey Jim, there goes a Peter Welch (pointing at incompetent politician)

by ibanker1 January 13, 2010

Pete Roe

Epic folk guitarist, plays with Laura Marling and Mumford & Sons amongst others.

guy #1: Hey dude did you see Pete Roe open for Laura Marling?

guy #2: Hell yeah mate! He was awesome!

by noisemaker_ February 26, 2011

Peter North Nut

When a man unloads a power shot of semen that has been building up for days, sometimes months, and glazes his unsuspecting woman up like a Cinnabon.

Guy 1 - "Dude I met this chick at the bar last night and took her back to my crib and loaded her up with a Peter North nut that I have been saving for the right person for days!"
Guy 2 - "It's about time bro, I was starting to worry about you!"

by Pipesoverder September 5, 2013

petering the russo

A euphemism for masturbation.

Brian will be late. He's in there petering the russo.

by BigPoppy May 30, 2015

petetrious

Something weird, or annoying

I hate this song it's so Petetrious

by Leash14 January 15, 2017

Pettycab

A mode of transportation facilitated by petty people.

Oh lort, here comes Jess rolling up in her pettycab...

Uh oh! Pettycab is in town!

by harlie roque March 23, 2017