Good and Ugly Friday

A non-religious celebration of day-drinking coinciding with the Christian holiday taking place on the Friday preceding Easter Sunday. Reserved for those who get Good Friday off from work, primarily in the financial and brokerage sectors (see "bank holiday"), but are usually joined by their less inebriated counterparts from the retail and service industries at the normal happy hour time. This work holiday allows revelers the opportunity to get good and ugly early in the day. Unlike other bank holidays, it ALWAYS falls on a Friday thus affording a very early start to the weekend.

Dude, I just checked my calendar. I have the Friday before Easter off. You want to make it Good and Ugly Friday?"

This year I am spending Good and Ugly Friday at the Brewers Opening Day Game.

by Ragan Oddly February 26, 2009

Slap Ass Friday

The Friday of every single week all school year where students sexually harass other students by slapping each other's asses without consent. Students and teachers at the time don't even realize it's sexual harassment because of Rape culture in our society. All in all it's literally normalizing the sexual harassment and reducing the education of personal space and boundaries.

Sally: Oh my god! I totally just got my ass slapped by some random person today!
John: You do realize that's sexual harassment, right?
Sally: NO! THEY TOLD ME IT'S SLAP ASS FRIDAY, It's like an actual thing now.
John: I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment, Sally! That's not okay at all.

by melaninporn January 26, 2016

friday night niggers

Any rap or TV show with a high percentage of niggers performing on it, especially music video or rap shows. Similar to the former NBC show, Friday Night Videos.

Did you see the MTV Video awards last night, Slick? Shit, it was like Friday Night Niggers all over the place.

by moosehead7 August 4, 2006

In n out friday

The act of eating a shit ton of in out burger every Friday for the rest of your life.

Peter is so awesome for founding in n out Fridays you guys. So awesome.

by Harryherpson December 8, 2017

swaggy faggy friday

for the girls and the gays. and the bi’s and theys.

damn shawty it’s swaggy faggy friday. let’s celebrate.

by bella🙆🏼 January 2, 2021

Free head Friday

Head that given every Friday

Yo it Friday u know what time it is for short it’s Free head friday

by Knee down head up suck up April 7, 2019

Effective Last Friday

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.

Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010