when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
Get the olive oil bananamug. The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022
Get the oil burner bitchmug. 1. We just made another oil reserve
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.
by ZCdsac saf January 31, 2016
Get the Oil reservemug. To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016
Get the Dropped my oil panmug. by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016
Get the oil your drumstickmug. A euphimism for jail.
Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018
Get the oil rigmug. When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.
"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."
by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023
Get the Bellevue Oil Changemug.