Half Read

When someone only read something halfway. It's especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for all major planning. This may result in a conflict with introverts who hate phone calls, and usually will not answer the phone, preferring to respond with a text. Thus a viscous cycle is born.

Bro #1: "Bro, where are you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."

by Yeti remains March 10, 2022

Half-fro

Having a significant receding hair line and an Afro and the same time. The half fro is believed to have originated in New York City in the late 1800's.

Wow the old man has a half-fro.

by Mr708 December 22, 2013

half-fag

noun:a male of female whom claims to have sexual intrest in both genders

synonym: gay

Wylie:im not gay im half-fag!

by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022

Biscuit and a half

Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.

I forgot my Netflix password, ain't that a biscuit and a half.

by The Heedo October 15, 2021

half a crate

Half a crate is a covering term used for ordering half a kilo of cocaine basically.

Yo i need that half a crate
Yo g how much you gettin that half a crate fo?
Im goin through that half a crate money

by MyManGoinOnSikx July 3, 2017

Half neilson

When someone has a half boner

She was hot, but she only gave me a half Neilson

by Toumbraider99 June 28, 2018

robert half

A jerk.

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.

by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019