Independant Woman

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.

Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??
by Hindsightman February 14, 2006
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woman's houdini

when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.
Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.
by nagasakinutbuster October 18, 2010
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Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter
Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA
by Avid fan of dictionary shit April 26, 2021
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Poopie woman

A type Poopie human.

Often very unattractive.
Oh, gosh Poopie woman smells like Legos.
Ew the new kid is Poopie woman
by Poopie man fan girl November 11, 2020
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doub woman

a lady that looks like a man or a man that looks like a lady. generally from the north east of England
dear me look at that doub woman
by harry clasper August 28, 2017
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Woman Boss

An independent woman who lives the life she wants. Is achieving great things. Intelligent. Strong. Tenacious. Kicks lifes ass.
Duuuude.. Jill is such a woman boss!
by nkicz August 10, 2019
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No Woman No Cry

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
“I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
by Musty Musk Man July 06, 2023
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