Independant Woman

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.

Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??

by Hindsightman April 9, 2006

Woman Boss

An independent woman who lives the life she wants. Is achieving great things. Intelligent. Strong. Tenacious. Kicks lifes ass.

Duuuude.. Jill is such a woman boss!

by nkicz August 9, 2019

doub woman

a lady that looks like a man or a man that looks like a lady. generally from the north east of England

dear me look at that doub woman

by harry clasper August 27, 2017

woman hair

When a male human being has long hair which makes him look like the opposite sex.

I just saw Bob and wow he has got some woman hair!

by Jt716 June 13, 2010

woman's houdini

when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.

Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.

by nagasakinutbuster October 20, 2010

Woman nipple

CENSORED

Do you find it weird that a woman nipple can’t be shown in public but I fat guy nipple can?

by BlankCanvas742 November 14, 2021

Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter

Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA

by Avid fan of dictionary shit April 25, 2021