Turkmen Knee Sandwich

When someone jabs you with their knee and elbow to make a forced crescent shape

Jason was being an asshole to Jacob, so Jacob gave him a turkmen knee sandwich

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Gorilla Knee

Knee injuries sustained while wearing a gorilla costume

You won't believe it, but I got Gorilla Knee at a Halloween party last weekend

by @lemonquest May 13, 2025

Jamaican Knee Sweeper

Two people ejaculate on each other’s inner knee. Both then Lick it off and spit it into both penis tips. Afterwords the penis’s are helicoptered until the cum is all out. Lastly, they both pee in both tips and drink it from each other.

“This sleepover is getting pretty boring. Wanna try the Jamaican Knee Sweeper?” - Owen Stated

by TheFreakyDictionary June 5, 2024

Re-Knee

a crazy person who usually looks like a sexy monkey eating a banana while jumping up & down saying "squa" i think thats how its spelled. ohh and she loves girls. she just doesnt know it yet. :p

An ape throwing bananas oh wait its re-knee.

by Chris-tay January 20, 2009

Knees

Your knees.

"Hey bro I got some new knees"
"Wow cool knees bro"

by TheDuck69420 April 1, 2020

Not With This Knee

When you know you are bad at something but blame it on your body because of an injury

Dude you’re not gonna make that shot you’re ass

*misses shot poorly*
Not with this knee

by Lifaf June 14, 2018

Knee-cruise

The act of steering with the knee, when you are far too busy to use your hands. I.E. Shuffling through maps, your CD's, applying your face, arm wrestling with your passenger, etc. Usually preceded by pressing the "Cruise Control" button.

Brenda and Tommy were far too busy playing Scrabble on their way to Montana. Good thing he knows how to knee-cruise.

by Nunya Bidnis November 6, 2010