by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021
Get the Granola-Barsmug. (1) The ability to attract the attention of a busy bar tender in a crowded bar.
(2) The ability to forcibly and persuasively make your point.
(2) The ability to forcibly and persuasively make your point.
Mary has awesome bar presence. She can walk into a crowded bar on a Friday afternoon and get her drinks order in a couple of minutes. Fred, on the other hand will stand a t the bar all night and be invisible to the bar tender. He has no bar presence.
by DougTheDog April 13, 2023
Get the bar presencemug. by PresidentEquation434 July 16, 2022
Get the Benifart Barmug. A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018
Get the Bar storymug. Damn, bro, when I saw that kid's eyes for the first time and that it was mine, I was H-BAR
Yo, dude's face was like blaaaowwwww after she dissed him in front of his boys, she made him H-Bar'd good
Yo, homey, don't be a whiny little bitch, alright? You got H-Bar'd, straight! I broke you ankles, they still over here and you all the way over here.
Yo, Bee, you gonna talk to Jay? He's totally H-Barring over you, give him a text...
Yo, dude's face was like blaaaowwwww after she dissed him in front of his boys, she made him H-Bar'd good
Yo, homey, don't be a whiny little bitch, alright? You got H-Bar'd, straight! I broke you ankles, they still over here and you all the way over here.
Yo, Bee, you gonna talk to Jay? He's totally H-Barring over you, give him a text...
by paulfinch613 December 29, 2012
Get the H-BARmug. The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.
Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018
Get the Bar Wipemug. Hjørnet bar is a place in kristiansund where you can take your pants off and eat sausage and scream bad things, the owner is a world champion in eating sausage. If you like playing snooker you have to drink 13 0.5 beers before you are alowwed to play, and if you dont win you get your teeth knocked out and raped in the ass after.
by Kripos July 17, 2021
Get the hjørnet barmug.