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Granola Bars 

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

Granola bars 

What C2s create friendships in order to get.
Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??

Person 2: Because she's a C2!

Granola Bars 

Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.
C2: Want to be friends?

Person 67493J: Sure

C2: ...

Person 67493J: ...

C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?

Nature's Valley Granola Bars 

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

chicken and Granola Bars 

A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.
My parents are going out of town today...I'm gonna have Chicken and Granola bars tonight!!!!!