Real Jackson

Lazy as fuck, hates PE, GOD at Fortnite, son of Cynical.

"REAL Jackson is lazy AS FUCK!"
-My PE teacher

by Cynical's Son September 26, 2019

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

Real Man

A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.

I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.

by Callbee July 9, 2022

the real stranger

when you bend a girl over a window ceil (so her head is out of the window). you do the switcharoo with a friend then leave. go outside and wave to her so she she can see you thru the window

hey man watch this we gave her the real stranger. She thinks I'm fucking her and I'm gonna wave too her!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

Real Nigology

The Religion of being a real nigga. An honest nigga. A strong minded nigga. A healthy nigga.

Him: “I vouched to never get high or drunk, it’s against my religion. Real Nigology.”

by Real Nigga Jakob May 30, 2022

The real jamal

A very sexy black man with a big black 13 inch dick with waves and go to Woodlawn Middle School that all the girls want and have a cousin name tony

That sexy drop of chocolate who is that

Oh that the real Jamal

by Why the fuck you wanna know May 5, 2018

real man

Defined by the dictionary:
Real: actual or existing
Man: Adult male

However everyone has their own concept of a "Real Man"

A Real Man

Could mean he has a car, a job, a place to live not under his parents.

responsible
respectful to the sensitivities of others
emotionally receptive

a guy who isn't degrading to others
chivalrous

protecting

not male chauvinist

I like him he's a "Real Man," not like the little boys I'm use to messing with.

by Interesting Take March 27, 2019