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-you can't see a ninja until it's too late
-ninjas can tell if a movie is good by looking at the cover
-The n word was a mispronunciation of ninja
-ninjas can beat mimes in the silence game
-a ninja always wins, otherwise they are not ninja
-ninjas don't touch the ground because it is afraid of ninjas
-infinity is just another term ninjas use to count their kills
-ninjas don't wear clothes, that is just their natural camoflauge
-ninja is the explanation for everything
-ninjas can swim on land
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galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
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