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by mousemousemousemouse December 14, 2019
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Mickey Mouse

by Heisenberg99.1 May 21, 2021
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Mickey Mousing

Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse
“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”

“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing
by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024
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mouses tail

a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!
hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!
by ladylara August 23, 2010
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mouse in a telescope

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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A nany mouse

Most amazing friend ever, he's really kind and always wants to help. He also offers free hugs

Hes swag :)
'a nany mouse is the coolest friend ever eeee'
by Ethan<3 September 19, 2022
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Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.
That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.
by LSUBeast December 12, 2015
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