by moncheriemel October 24, 2022
A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
by Marcella Duvet April 24, 2011
by niggyniggy May 21, 2018
This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely
by 39 year old feminist January 12, 2018
When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.
by shane2012 November 09, 2009
We All Miss Gracie can't find a gig but consists of Ben on guitar, ben on guitar, Dan on bass, and Jake on drums
by Tiberius July 26, 2004
The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?
by Pete January 25, 2005