Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019

Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020

raging midget

When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.

Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

hentai midget porn

hentai but small people lol

Person 2: Ayo bro wanna watch some “hentai midget porn?”
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it

by jayke0655 December 23, 2020

buff midget

Corbin,

Person- your a buff midget

Corbin- what does that even mean

Person- short thick boi

by LaChostosina April 25, 2021

dwarf/ midget

carlos any man named carlos is short

omg look it’s a dwarf/ midget

by Lucy360 May 16, 2021

dirty midge

A dirty midge is someone who hoards all of the rtx3099's he can find

Fuck me I cannot find a graphics card thanks to that dirty Midge

by Venox2 July 9, 2021