Raspberry Milkshake

When a breastfeeding infant's latch on the breast is interrupted, they sometimes breathe out through their mouth. With their mouths pressed against the breast, this can make a wet flapping sound akin to a belly fart. This is known as a raspberry milkshake.

"Little Timmy slipped off his latch and blew a great big raspberry milkshake on mommy's boob. Now he's got milk on his nose."

by El Leche October 18, 2018

Ghetto Milkshake

When one eats slightly melted ice cream out of one of a sexual partners’ genital orfaces; using a spoon for solid particles and straw for liquids.

Damn! That girl Tammy is one hood thot, but she makes one damn good ghetto milkshake.

by BigTrizzy96 November 24, 2018

French milkshake

A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.

Bob does'nt wear the pants in that relationship, she makes him mix french milkshakes.

by Muttly's Ghost December 7, 2018

Tijuana Milkshake

When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.

Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."

Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"

Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."

by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018

Texas Milkshake

Whenever your companion squirts breast milk into the others mouth for enjoyment. Its a lot like a cum shot.

She gave me a Texas Milkshake last night.

by PussyPounder4000 February 28, 2019

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019