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Matthew he is a good guy and usually very polite and reserved. Loves his family and is a good friend. He gets side tracked easily. But he means well. He always argues about dumb things that he shouldn't. He doesn't know when to shut up or when to talk but his heart is usually in the right place. His biggest downfall is that his name is spelt wrong. It is a huge waste of a letter. I mean it's ma thew not mat thew. Stop wasting letters. God sneezed when he said that version of the name see; ma ma ma mat thew. A simple sneeze that's why he made the corrected version; Mathew. Proof that even God makes mistakes and has to fix them. We won't hold it against him that his name was spelt wrong and it was actually just God sneezing. We still love him all the same.
Matthew is actually spelt Mathew. God sneezed stop holding on to the mistake that is 2 T's. Embrace the truth and the correct version. Say it with me Mathew see no 2 T's. Haha I win Matthew.
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I am Matthew.
"I am Matthew"
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Someone who has an untidy or disheveled appearance; lacking neatness or order.
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A dickhead who steals your kills
YOU ARE A MATTHEW!
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matthew kys
matthew: no u
dies
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Just a guy with low self esteem, all he wants is love and affection from his family members, and close friends. He often times will not acknowledge or may just brush off compliments, but he cherishes them.
Friend: Thank for you everything Matthew, I really appreciate you.
Matthew: You're welcome...
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The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"
Friend one: Yo do you see that gay looking skinny guy with the huge black guy.

Me: Yeah it's Matthew
by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023
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