Matthew Hubbuck

the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry

Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.

by Moe Lesting March 28, 2022

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Matthew Thomason

A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.

Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.

by evillweevil July 13, 2019

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matthew sargent

Gazebo

Matthew sargent means idiot/gazedo

by Gazebo/idiot April 4, 2019

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Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.

"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"

by Dr. Honeybear November 27, 2019

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Matthew kidwell

My best brother and a fucking idiot

Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂

by Cameron the glass March 11, 2019

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matthew treffers

A Matthew Treffers is a one in a million guy. He will care for you and will love you with everything his got. If you got a Matthew Treffers in your life don’t let him go you will never find one again. With his warm smile and caring heart he really is a special guy.

Is that your guy?!

Ya! It’s Matthew Treffers, he’s the best!!

by M_ichaelia85 March 21, 2019

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