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Matthew Wegz

A true penis, not that he has one. His middle name is ass wipe he was born with Down syndrome
Matthew Wegz would say that, that makes you a certified faggot
by Matthewwegz June 8, 2016
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Matthew Avalos

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matthew-sphere

The atmosphere around a Matthew.
Being near a Matthew makes one aspire to become better, want more, love deeper and see farther. He encourages you without words to dream big and to take chances.

You only need a fraction of time with a Matt to feel his energy working inside of you.

The gravity with which he possesses in being a firm, solid, resolute and unwavering person, attracts others to him.
Only someone willing to orbit this amazing body that is a star, forever, can become part of his system.
But just like the moon, his magnetic field waxes and wanes, and so only the strongest of people can fluctuate beside him without having their own gravity affected; either pushing them away or pulling them even closer.
It is true that this being deserves the absolute best, but I fear it may take a lifetime for someone with an equally powerful center to find him, as he is firmly planted in his form.
His Matthew-sphere affected everyone around him.
by sundaymorningastronaut October 6, 2013
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Matthew kidwell

Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂
by Cameron the glass March 11, 2019
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Matthew Batzar

Matthew Hayden Batzar is known by all as the best and most superior human being on planet earth. He is the most handsome and perfect person and you should be his friend because of how cool he is.
Matthew Batzar is the coolest kid in school.
by Mafiofu45367 December 29, 2018
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matthew gordon

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is
Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best
by Roburmum June 28, 2018
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Matthew Honan

Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.
Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy
by Depressed big boi August 23, 2018
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