luke roberson 

All this time the media and government never told us monkeys can live like humans, but there is one. Luke Roberson or Dunkel affe or Luke singe. money is of course not a problem except there is non. If you find your self to be a dunkel affe you will get new abilities like masterbaiting faster than Sanzy gets nicotine shock from one snus or on puff from a nicotine free vape. The first dunkel affe was discovered in 646ad in Denmark were the hot fashion was high heels.

Luke roberson is a penis expander, Luke Roberson killed my wife

luke roberson by Anus åpneren October 27, 2020

luke wadzinski 

a man who is not mature, somewhat tall, curly hair, can do a backflip, loves D&D. Due to this a lot of girls like him. these girls beg for him. luke has friends who at times call him a punk and annoying but they are still friends. luke is not a simp however he is not a dog.
Also, he sucks at chess and is a cheater

girl: wow look at that man
friend: OMG that's a luke Wadzinski
Luke: Hello ladies

luke wadzinski by KJ SWISH May 4, 2021

Luke Hooperr 

He is a red head goblin that is in love with Maggy.Mcsawin he is a wanna be cowgirl that rides horses like a city boy.He thinks hes a cowboy because of the cowboy hat he got from walmart.He trys to get gains for Maggy.Mcswain but hes still a twig hes been rejected by her like 7 times.He is so sad

Luke Hooperr is a little cowgirl.

Luke Hooperr by Dumbo1767 March 31, 2022

luke hemmings 

socks lookalike

have u seen sock?

yes!! luke hemmings dupe!!

luke hemmings by calumpapii April 17, 2023

luke building 

A "luke building" is a building constructed in the middle of nowhere with nothing around it, usually in a forest or under a lake.

"There's this one luke building in Chelmsford, it's literally surrounded by grass with no road access..."

luke building by AltezzaLS August 12, 2023

Luke, Yo soy tu padre 

What you hear when you watch Star Wars in Spanish instead of Luke, I am your father.

"Luke, Yo soy tu padre"

Luke, Yo soy tu padre by aqueas May 22, 2004

luke brown 

The art of arranging a party or event in honour of oneself, only to not turn up as you feel you are too cool.

"Katie didn't pitch up to her party last night..."

"yeah she did a Luke Brown"

luke brown by Dangerous Dave 5 November 3, 2013