lady dampener

A term referring to an attractive man or homosexual woman.

That Portia de Rossi is a real lady dampener.

by j7 January 24, 2014

Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.

"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"

by graham crack March 19, 2014

leggy lady

the lady in a magic show who wears provacative clothing and this includes fishnets and leotard made of sparkly pink material and then usually gets sawed in half

"hey! who's that hooker looking person next to the magician?"
" she's not a hooker! dummy, that is a leggy lady"

by S.Magic-the first November 22, 2013

Lady Tatton

Lady Tatton or Lady Tatton of the Manor is a self empowered woman. To call someone Lady Tatton is to mock them for there empowered self belief. A Lady Tatton would be someone who has to host the best parties, serve the most expensive wine and cook the most exotic of foods. A Lady Tatton lives in a large Manor or Mansion and is of the most upper class.

"Ahh... Here comes the princess now!"
"You mean, Lady Tatton of the Manor is fast approaching?

by Mr Henderson December 8, 2013

lady mechanic

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.

I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.

by nikkipal December 27, 2013

lady flash

For a (group of or) individual woman to lift her shirt unexpectedly and "flash" something (or someone) with her boobs

Cassidy stood by the highway and lady flashed passing cars

by TheWalkingSPGiraffee February 27, 2015

Kid lady

Toddlers in tiaras in a pant suit: a small child presented as a proper lady.

Honey Boo Boo is a kid lady

by Saranghettichic March 7, 2015