Drunk-logic

The cognitive process an extremely enebriated individual uses when they:
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.

I'm waiting in line at a bar with my boyfriend, and another couple. I know the bar and bouncers so they allowed us to wait in the VIP line. My boyfriend's friend, who is btw already completely hammered, turns around to a random guy behind him and says with eyes fully bulged and drool dripping from his mouth:

"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.

by LalenaBella September 7, 2013

Nodder Logging

The act of evacuating ones bowels into a condom.

Wow, everything got a bit fucked up last night. I walked into the kitchen and caught some chap nodder logging by the fridge.

by Dr Pedalo January 17, 2015

farmer logic

to the farmer the only way or best way to do everything but in hindsight it is actually the more complicated / harder way to do things and is the completely un logical way of doing anything . but if there idea dosent work its anyone else's fault but there's .

Yeah that idea was made using farmer logic

by MammaBear!! July 1, 2017

De.Evolved.Logic

leet players who own all and arent nobodies ggkthx.

by .fear.Rainmaker March 10, 2003

Magician's Logic

Two different misapplications of the association of ideas.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! uses Magician's logic to argue against things like Global Warming.

by Sirento Shadoe January 27, 2007

President Logan

A faggot ass bitch who is a backstabbing whore on the t.v.

show 24. Don't worry, though. Jack Bauer doesn't like

President Logan so he's pretty much fucked. Peace out

President Logan

Dude, you're as dead as President Logan.

by Fraser Sanderson May 19, 2006

loganpaul.com/shop

A website full of drugged clothing that will make you regret being born and most likely will make you want to commit suicide.

Boy: I want to kill myself all because of your hoodie.

Girl: I got it at loganpaul.com/shop if you want one.

by White choch January 28, 2018