Kevin 

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.

Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.

Kevin by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022

Kevin 

An Egotistical Fucking Asshole.

haven’t you meet Kevin

yeah… why
he’s an egotistical fucking ass hole right

Kevin by Curly fry$ May 30, 2022

Kevin 

A guy with the most largest penis(1000inc)

Kevin has a large penis

Kevin by Kevin's fans June 3, 2022

kevin 

kevin is literally an angel, so perfect, yet so gentle, i love him, i really do, his last name, i would love to have it someday, maybe even mix my last name and his together.

me: kevin is the love of my life

kevin by lianakg33 June 6, 2022

Kevin 

A bitch who has had like 20 girlfriends in the past year and has cheated on every single on of them.he also likes to say the n word even though he knows he’s not black.another thing he likes to do is lie about his race and change it basically every day.he will also threaten to beat you up if you talk shit abt him(he won’t go near you though)and he’s overall an annoying ass racist-Saige<3

Person 1:oh no what happened to Kevin’s gf
Person 2:didn’t you hear… he cheated on her:(
Person 1:ugh again!hes such a bitch sometimes
Kevin:DONT TALK SHIT ABT ME YOU FUCKING F-

Kevin by Lovely.Sage June 8, 2022

Kevin 

Something gay, used in a sentence or as a gay thing.

1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do

1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin

Kevin by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022

kevin 

bro is so hot like ong i cant even omg i wanna fuck him

kevin be so fine like wow fuck sesh?

kevin by belly busting giggle stick June 14, 2022