jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.
If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.
by Don Commodore Mc Awesome November 01, 2004
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Jacksonville Jumping Jack

While at a concert, on the second tier a man jumps off the ledge performing a perfect front flip, while performing the flip he shits and cums all over the crowd.
hey did you see john last night? he pulled off a jacksonville jumping jack.
by chestersmokington October 24, 2010
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When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
by nrcraddo October 13, 2017
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Coin Dresser Jump

When a women and man are have sex and flip a coin and the winner gets to go first with three attempts to jump from a dresser to the floor and try to stick the landing with entering there parter on the floor and they keep taking attempts until successful.
To show who is better in the bedroom preform the coin dresser jump to show off your skills.
by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 03, 2022
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Bluetooth bungee jumping

Omg bob went Bluetooth bungee jumping now he is dead
by Adams tree March 18, 2022
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