July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

July 2

its the middle of the year

me: hey it's july 2

you: ok

by issuerissue November 13, 2022

30th july

national Lena day

30th july is a day to celebrate people named Lena

by TheDopestLena November 14, 2021

July 19

Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.

Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.

Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.

Crowley: Same thing.

by Rickrolled supernaturally July 11, 2021

July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out

ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend

by hotterthanurmom November 3, 2021

July 26

If you were born on this day you’re a bad bitch. A great friend, funny, kind and smart. You’re an undercover freak and when your freak comes to the surface it’s over with. If you were in a movie you’d be the main character. You care a lot about the people close to you and you’d do anything to let them know it. When it comes to relationships you can either be a player or love really hard. Although you have all these amazing sides to you. If you ever got mad, it’d be smart to run. Once someone gets on your bad side, it’s hard to get back on your good side.

Oh your friend was born on July 26, they must be amazing.

by Armanei November 22, 2021

july fry

The last two weeks of july that are specifically set aside to smoke marijuana.In order to take part you must stop updating facebook,myspace etc.. and only call those who are participating in the fry.

Im so burnt out after the july fry

by Derrick R August 3, 2009