Joey Bideny

A hot beautiful woman lucky enough to be dating Joe Biden himself.

Nick: Yo bro have you heard that Joe Biden is dating someone?
Josh: What? No way, who could be this lucky?
Nick: Turn on the news and see it for yourself!
Josh: Joey Bideny??? Is this some kind of joke Nick?
Nick: No no no, look at the image of her, it's coming up!
Josh: HOLY MOLY, She's so so BEAUTIFUL!
Nick: I know right! I would smash her so hard!
Josh: Oh god i think i just nutted...

by Gоgi October 3, 2022

Joey

Joey ba boey loves to makes racist jokes. He’s the best!

“Omg did joey just get a bbl”
“Omg yes of course”

by Callieosburn January 16, 2023

Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

Joey Gorman

That one tall lanky white boy who wears vineyard vines and preppy clothes and is a Michigan die hard. He acts like a 25 year old to everyone. Joey Gorman is a very wise person and I would consider him like a grandpa

Joey Gorman slapped me with his massive cock yesterday
Joey Gorman is a good fuck buddy

by Anonymous1470 January 15, 2019

Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.

Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed

by grammy P June 25, 2023

Joey

A person usually a guy that is tall and kind, he is also into cars but it’s hard to tell if he really likes you or if you are fantasizing. He knows a lot of life skills and pick them up along the way maybe if you ask him he might teach u some

Person 1: wow that guy is cool and tall
Person 2: he’s a Joey

by Car guy69 February 21, 2022

Joey

A female browsing urban dictionary to find a female variant definition of Joey but all they find is just “he” that and “him” there.

What you thought this was an actual definition?

I keep telling people in ice homies about how there are no definitions of Joey that fit ME.

by MotherLuigi September 22, 2020