January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 17, 2021

January 11

This is the day you get to fuck the brains out of your s/o

Partner1: hey it’s January 11
Partner2: Hell yeah!

by Sir_hamster January 9, 2022

Jerkin January

Every day for the whole January you have to jerk off.

Are you ready for Jerkin January

by Prizmic Soar November 1, 2019

January 1st

at least it isn't 2020 anymore if it's this day

January 1st means it isn't 2020

by viveishappynow December 26, 2020

January 10

National tell someone you trust something secret day

Person 1: hey I trust you can I tell you something

Person 2: sure its January 10 what's up
Person 1: I like to make kids cry
Person 2: damn

by Vally_Slayer January 9, 2022

January 8th

National "kiss your best friends day"
Make sure you kiss all your friends, lips if you're brave, and cheek if you're a chicken. Have fun, you might uncover a secret ;)

Girl 1: *kisses Girl 2*

Girl 2: Wtf?!

Girl 1: *shows this page* it's January 8th!

"I'm gonna go kiss Ava, it's January 8th"

by Frostythesnowmansdick December 28, 2019

January 23

These people born on this day is amazing, special and you never want to lose them

The people born on January 23 are legendary.

by Malory Thomas October 16, 2020