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Planet Jackers

In the Invader Zim universe, the Planet Jackers are a faction of aliens that steal planets and other celestial bodies with a massive towing vessel. They sneak up on unsuspecting planets and enclose them in a hollow, metal bubble. The inside of the sphere is one big television screen, which projects a sky so no one knows what happened. The planet then begins to experience random quakes across the globe as a result of the pull from when they change direction. The Planet Jackers' homeworld orbits a dying sun forcing them to throw planets into it like fire wood to keep it burning. After a series of seismic events and interferences of his equipment, Zim deduces that the Planet Jackers have set their sights on Earth. Realizing he won't be able to conquer Earth if they take it, Zim attempts to reason with the Jackers by citing what had apparently been previously established as the Irken/Planet Jackers Treaty stating "all planets marked for conquest by the Irken military are to be left where they are." The Jackers inform Zim that Earth was not, in fact, marked and was fair game. Because Zim's mission of conquest on Earth was, unbeknownst to him, actually his exile and Earth itself was really never officially sanctioned for invasion, he thinks these Jackers are attempting to violate the treaty and is forced to stop them on his own. After managing to cut open the metal bubble and freeing the Earth, Zim towed it back to our solar system, ready to be invaded by him.
"The Irken Empire will destroy me if they come to check on my progress and find the planet missing! I have to stop the Planet Jackers if I am to be left with a planet to invade!" -Zim
by Razorglove July 31, 2011
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Cold Jacked

80's ganster rap slang for theft, burglary, robbery, etc.

The word cold derived from the slang term "that's cold" meaning cold blooded or without feelings.

The word jack is slang for steal...still commonly used today.
Example: Damn cuz...you got cold jacked!

Translation: Dang...somebody stole your car!
by j money 76 December 18, 2011
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Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night
by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018
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jacked back

when a person is so high on drugs they are stuck over doing something & don't even realize they are doing it or how they look in public.
That chick come in the store to get a drink and started reorganizing the shelf. She was jacked back for about an hour doing it.
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cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow
"man, I got cow jacked this morning"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
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Jacked

To get suspended from Twitter. Named after founder and CEO Jack Dorsey. Similar to Zucced.
Donald Trump got Jacked after being accused of inciting the Capitol riot on Twitter.
by thenabster126 March 15, 2021
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jacked up

THIS IS THA TRU DEFINITION OF JACKED UP:
(ASK ANYBODY)
To get Beat up or layed out
1In the early nineties Tyson's game was nuthin. him vers Evander and Tyson would get Jacked Tha fuck Up
2AS the wanksta walked down the street he proceeded to be jacked up by some1's crew.
by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004
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