A lame ass town in southern Wisconsin that nobody has ever heard of. If you have, then you probably need to get a life. OoOo piece uh candy!
A: Hey did you know that loser named Nick currently resides in Janesville?
B: Hahaha, yeah I heard. What a tard.
B: Hahaha, yeah I heard. What a tard.
by Nic C January 20, 2009
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She is a very beautiful girl. Who should be treated with all the love in the world. Even when she is going through a really rough time she’ll make it through. Janessa has one of the hardest lives I’ve ever seen. But she still shows her beautiful smile no matter what.
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James Wright just dry humped a church for a packet of mints, pure mental . being defined as pure brilliance is an under statement
by Manky Mandy January 16, 2020
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